About Us
Top-Quality Service
Our Award-Winning Team
Our Award-Winning Team
Want you're inheritance by 4? We'll be at your Dad's place by 3?
Our Award-Winning Team
Our Award-Winning Team
Our Award-Winning Team
They're a scrappy bunch who really want to help kill your dad. If you want to learn more check out our employee of the month below!
Our Clients
Our Award-Winning Team
Our Clients
Not a single complaint! Reach out to them yourselves! They're probably sippin champagne on their mega yacht.
Kill Your Dad Services
The It's Just Gotten Sad Package
The It's Just Gotten Sad Package
The It's Just Gotten Sad Package
Are you sick and tired of getting a call every time the ipad dies? Or are you sick of explaining what social media is? We've got you covered!
The Inheritance Package
The It's Just Gotten Sad Package
The It's Just Gotten Sad Package
So you don't have money up front but you got a ton on the way? We'll do it for a percentage of your inheritance!
Not from a "Different Time"
The It's Just Gotten Sad Package
Not from a "Different Time"
Is your dad old but not old enough to write off all the racist and sexist comments? Tired of explaining you can't say "Sup Slut?" to the waitress at every meal?
Employee of the Month
Tucker
Tucker hates dads more than the Menendez brothers. He's a master at his craft who's always trying to improve. Took to killin dads like a fish to water. Seriously, we don't even pay this guy, he insists on being a volunteer.